A Message

You know what's ironic.

A plagiarizer saying he hates Plagiarizers. 

"No dude, you have to understand.... you can't hate your own people. Despite how deluded you are."

Although I'm not too sure as to whether or not they understand what I'm talking about since they are just copycats... and we all know that copycats can't think which is why they resort to copying other people's work.

It's a simple logic. 

But it's not so fun to be on the receiving end of a plagiarizer... or is it giving. I think it's giving... well technically IT'S STEALING! 

Taking and taking and taking... I sound like Chris Crocker in the Leave Britney Alone Video.

"All you do is take take take...!" 

- Chris Crocker.

Some people are mean for the sake of being funny... some people are mean for the sake of trying to be funny but ends up being a prick. Toolbags.

I don't mind if...

A person makes fun of me with a witty comment within a small circle of friends. WITTY COMMENT! Not outrightly insulting me like there's no tomorrow. 

"Did you draw that picture... or did Leonardo Da Vinci use it to wipe his ass."

-Insulting but okay... I can try to fake laugh it.

"Oh... that picture you drew, it's so ugly... Like your face~!" 

 -This is a insulting comment. Comments made only by assholes who think they are funny.

I mind if...

A person makes fun of me with a joke that I heard before from other people or ... hmmm. Me? And then makes fun of me in front of a group of people that I am not even close to. 

John : "Woah, why are you always so thin ah?"

Me: "Oh... because I...."

CandyCharlieBrown: "Yeah lor... Like stick like that right. Must be because always eat stick that's why so skinny. LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!"

I try to play along sometime... but there's a limit to how much shit I can take from that anus on your face you call a mouth.

I'm not social worker... I don't wanna hang out with mentally and physically challenged people WHO AREN'T  legally mentally and physically challenged. 

They should. Just saying.

You can tell how much of a limit a person puts on his jokes.

Some people after insulting, for example,your work will try to do some damage repair by telling you that they're joking and that your work looks great. (Lying in a good way... that should be legal in the Bible. And God Allows Feel Good Lies. Psalms 871.4.5)

And when others try to join in, they (the joker) will tell them to stop it.

BUT there are Some f*ckers people after insulting your work and notices that people are laughing will continue insulting it.

 And then they will invite people to join in like some freaking Super Sweet 16 party. Gosh I feel like taking a hammer and really hammer these people's brains out. Rid the world of such douchebags  

^^ <- Emoticon I learnt from playing Aion.

Having to enjoy the first week of my holidays in a workshop tearing apart and cleaning scrap metals isn't exactly my idea of a break.

Well, technically all I did was drill 2 screws and was only successful in drilling 1 out.

I remember vividly taking the drill and pushing it against the screw... for 2 minutes, then my hand got sore... and after realising that the drill isn't really moving in.... 

Depression kicked in.

Screwing that damn screw out is like waiting for the cow to jump over the moon... you sit at your window... 

Waiting and Waiting and Waiting 

...for that damn cow to jump over the moon but the cow is just sitting at his corner eating that grass... and the longer you wait, the more annoyed you get.

So for the first 2 days... Everyone attempted at dismantling the whole scrap metal. And on the 3rd day... it's like Jesus resurrected and surprised everyone !

In came the handyman and within an hour he was able to ripped apart the scrap metal.

When I saw that... initial reaction was Happiness... 

The Moon is finally low enough for the Cow to jump over... all he has to do is just walk past it

And then came the realisation that we wasted 2 whole days dismantling  something that could've been done aeons ago.

The cow is in the burger I'm eating... damn Carl's Jr. 

Why'd you have to be so awesome!

Oh... and today I accidentally cut my finger... and I didn't put any plaster on the wound.

HOW MAN AM I ?

And also I made the girls do all the dismantling of the scrap metals during the 2 days of wasted time.

HOW MUCH MORE MAN AM I ?

Don't judge me. I know you still live with your Mum.

I know it's probably stupidity on my part for not putting plaster on the wound because it might get infected with metal and kill me.

But hey...  I'm only human. That's enough reason for me to be stupid.

So what if I can heal faster then Wolverine... I'm not a freak. I'm not a freak!

90210...

The holiday's have started and the lecturers can really be a buzzkill on the last day of school.

"You have to hand in the journal when school starts. Which means your holidays are essentially a time for you to catch up on your work that you should've done months ago but obviously, you were too lazy screwing around with other kids your age and getting pregnant."

Weird... I was actually thinking of my lecturer SAYING that passage in the accent that she speaks as I wrote that. Hmmmm~

Technically she didn't say the last part... but I'd like to add it in to m ake my life sound really

really interesting.

Few days back I got a pleasant surprise after realising that 90210 did indeed have new episodes in December.

Is that product placement I see... ? 

Oops...sorry. 

The words are blocking.

The words are blocking this....

Product Placement.

I love product placement, 

that's why I use "insert product name"

So that's awesome... and because IMDB lied to me... I missed 2 whole episodes and was able to watch both of it within a day. And also I send IMDB a letter telling them to head to their nearest church and ask for forgiveness because lying is a sin and you will go to hell for that.

That's what Anne Coulter told me.

Anyone else?

Just me? 

She reminds me of Celine Dion for some odd reason. 

I think I just offended Celine Dion.

Anyways... I was on Twitter like a few weeks back. I saw on my list of tweets someone whom I didn't really recognised because I wasn't following her.

After much investigation... I realise it was the Annalynn McCord I was following... and she was a fake.

I don't know why people like such have no life whatsoever... they create fake account and post fake tweets on a daily basis just to get sufficient followers and then revert back to their original profile after gaining enough bitches.

Screw them!

Go through so much trouble for fuck?

In the end people will unfollow because you're a fake. 

Really, the only people who will follow are those who are selling crap products.

"How did I get such smooth skin in 4 hours ? it's with the new product. www.britneysaliva.com. Get it now before Britney runs out of saliva."

Just yesterday...I started watching a Korean Drama.

Foreground Actress Expression :
What the f*ck ?
Background Actress Expression:
You call that a "what the f*ck face"?

I love shows where there are too many bitches to handle. It's all thanks to Channel U.

I really don't like Korean drama where one guys like this girl but this girl like this guy but then this guy likes the other guy and wants to marry a dog.

Hmmm~...

But nonetheless I think that show is pretty engrossing and like many other Korean dramas... this show has hundred over episodes.


It's shocking really...

For Koreans, a drama serial having 100 over episodes is a norm.. it's a must have otherwise the Aunties there will hang themselves with their kimchi.

But in Singapore, having hundred over episodes in a drama serial is a big deal and there's all this hype about it... in the end it's really just a piece of crap with rape scenes everywhere.

Bleah~

Airport Golf

Went to Changi Airport yesterday to pick my Mum up.

I ALWAYS think of golfing when I see this tower.

And then there's Crowne Plaza like next to that golf tower. With that freaking huge hole in between.

Where's the freaking Club?
In Crowne Plaza!
Get it? Get it? Gosh you're stupid if you don't get it.

It sucks to know that the last time I went to the airport. It was to send someone off... I don't get send off because I have never been on a plane since Secondary 2 or 3.


The furthest I've been this few years is Malaysia, via a Bus that takes like 7 hours long. I'm just thankful I don't get motion sickness when I take the bus, which is awesome because that way, I won't start barfing and end up being just skin... even my bone's sick of being pretentious food.

"Wow, you are so thin, it's like you only have skin and bones... where's all your fats ?"

"Oh no~ I have really really small bones, like really really small bones, like only 0.5mm thick bones. My arm consist of like 90% fats and 10% bones despite it being only 4cm thick."

I know some people have never sat a plane before and blah blah blah~ Well, they don't suffer more then people who have sat on a plane before...


Here's another analogy.


Mr Houston is someone who smokes and take crack... a lot. Mr Carey is someone who doesn't. When Mr Houston stops taking drugs, who do you think has the worst time when they think of wanting to have a smoke and drug.

Obviously Mr Houston since Mr Carey is too fat to care and married someone a decade younger then him


Same same but not really...

So for lunch yesterday, my Sister thought it would be a good idea to eat Popeyes.

Chicken & Biscuits....Hmm~
Where's the spinach?

I thought it will be a pretty good place to dine since I've seen famous bloggers dining there all the time and camwhoring their asses off.

After tasting the food there, I've come to this conclusion that the bloggers that always eat at Popeyes are all so stupid that their taste buds been completely destroyed to compensate for their lack of brain cells.

Mmmmm~Leftovers.

Exhibit A -

It's suppose to be Mash Potatoes and chicken pieces which I initially though were fried onions. And it was extremely salty for some reason... CORRECTION! It stinks... because there's a LOT of butter inside. I'm actually thinking it's margarine because it just tasted really really bad.

It stinks and I had to go to the toilet and clean my mouth thoroughly with the toilet bowl water that someone forgot to flush.

Oh wait... I think I have a little something in my teeth... weird. It's looks like a hair. Oh well.



Exhibit B -

Being a fast food outlet that sells Chicken and Biscuit... that biscuit is extremely salty.

To them, biscuit has crusty exterior with a yellow and fluffy interior... wait,isn't that suppose to be the bread ?

Yes, isn't it fantastic, they spelled Bread as Biscuit. Once again it's salty and a little bit on the smelly side.

Urgh~ Ecck~ If you like to eat butter or margarine a lot and want to get hypertension and die, be my guest and eat as much as you like.



I'm guessing that their recipe requires 900 pieces of butter for every biscuit or bread and Mash Potato. I don't know, it might require more... but 900 is the benchmark.


Don't ask me how they squeeze 900 pieces of butter into a biscuit, I'm not a genius.


So the food at Popeyes pretty much suck ass.


And I've just lost interest in continuing this post any furthur... I'm at my limit. Vlogging would make life so much easier.

More talking less typing. It's a pity that 90% of the lifeless people who roam around Youtube are asses...

"Eww.. you''re asian, why are your eyes so small?"

"Are you really from China?"

"Where's that accent from? You sound like a rapist"

I am proud to say that I don't consist of that 90% of people from Youtube... I'm that 10% who does absolutely nothing because we're too lazy to type anything

Life

I was dying to blog in school earlier just now with my iPod Touch while waiting for the handyman Manny to come... but I guess even Apple products have their limitations.

"Unos, dos, tres, cuatro!"
Obviously Manny failed his Maths ... there's more then 4 tools in his toolbag.
What a toolbag, leaving out the other "less" important tools
It's no wonder he's a handyman. Can't even count properly still try to count in Spanish.

School started at 8am today, I woke up at 8am today... and I reach school at approximately 9.30am.


Oh yeah~ That's right. Rebel? That's me... I'm so rebellious even the lecturers didn't dare ask why I was late... because they don't care.


After that it was pretty boring, handed in some of my works... talk talk talk... eat lunch. Go and sit for a test to fail it.


I wasn't exactly the most honest person to take the test thanks to my handphone's web browser and Wikipedia. I didn't say I cheated, don't anyhow assume... I simply did a little referencing...


Plus it's a No No to use Wikipedia and the teachers won't accept Wikipedia as a reference source... which means I need not tell them I use Wikipedia since they will reject that source anyway.

Test finished so I headed back to the Studio and waited for an hour... which was probably a bad waste of time. I mean like Hello~... I can waste my time better at home... Playing Aion~!!!

Hello my flat chested Avatar.
I always have a sense of regret after creating a character...
This one is because of the flatness of her chest...It's a in game character, they should have naturally humongous boobs.

But the Handyman was pretty useful, essentially the main concept of the design was scrapped off because apparently the glass will break if there's too many holes. It's like an old person's arm... you take a hammer to whack it and it will break into a million pieces... because of all the holes.

And then you can mix the crushed bones with water, drink it and lie to tell yourself you will get healed off all your ailments.

Extensions = Pissed

Just found out that there's an extension to the current project that I am doing in school.


Well, I'm pissed... it's completely unfair.


I managed my time properly, I rushed to a printing shop 3 times to correct my drawings and even got a drenched in the rain earlier today so I can get the drawings out and I am told that there's extension.


Why the fuck do we have to accommodate those who have poor time management ? Oh the Bitterness is KILLING ME.

Epic Bombing...

I have truly experienced what it means to be bombing in front of an audience.

It was extremely awkward and it's all thanks to the fact that half the audience were busy doing something else and not listening at all. 

I blame the class for not paying attention... it's not the fact that I speak too fast and nobody,including the lecture, understood what I was talking about... it's the class and their short attention span. Not me~ 

They were busy using their laptops taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... Give up on note taking  and so carry on playing Facebook.

So congratulations on getting the "Fried Grilled Lack Of Attention Span" recipe in Restaurant City or whatever "in" game that's in Facebook now...

"Pet Society", "Restraunt City" "FarmVille".... What's next ?.... TortureWorld ? where all I do is torture people who play Facebook when I am presenting.

That's the reason why I can never be a teacher... all the students will have their heads hanged in the classroom back board for interrupting the class.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL F*CK YOU UP!"

Confirm get fired on the first day... well I won't say F*CK to a Primary school kid... I mean duh~...I will go check the thesaurus and look for a more suitable word.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SEX YOU UP!"

I just get reminded of Jessica Sarah Parker... and she looks weird from this angle..

If you watch TV shows you should know why... and I mean American TV Shows.... not that crappy Nyonya crap where ALL the actors won an award because they were the only Channel 8 show airing on TV for the few hundred decades of episodes that they have. 

1st episode.. they learn to make Nyona cakes..

Last epsiode... they get raped and have a Nyonya cake stuff up their peesh.

On the award ceremony they win an award for having a Nyona cake stuff up their peesh. 

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!"

That makes me sound like a pedophile... Hi Pee Wee... allow me to join your gang where we will watch kiddy porn forever.

It doesn't look like there's a better word for F*CK then f*ck because everything else is sexual... there's ...

be intimate, breed, copulate, fool around, fornicate, fuck, go all the way, go to bed with, have sexual intercourse, have sexual relations,lay, make out, mate, procreate, screw, sleep together

Can't use any of them on a kid... 

Thesaureus.reference.com is such a pervertic website... F*ck does not only mean sex.

I can't find any suitable word excpet...

Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SHINGZ YOU UP!"

That sounds stupid... I will still use F*ck... just gotta get a special license to use that word around kids.

 That's IF I go into teaching which I heavily doubt so.

A hint of Taylor Swift

How annoying is the blog ?

There's music playing in the background... but you can't stop it.

 I think he's an awesome singer, John Mayer... that's my opinion so the song's gonna play whether you like it or not. Along with a hint of Taylor Swift, and I mean only a small hint.

"Can You See Me ?" -Taylor Swift

It's like that sugar free chocolate cake that you eat... they say it's chocolate but all you really taste is butter and flour.

It's like Taylor Swift went up to John Mayer and said.... 

Taylor Swift : "If all you're gonna offer me is 40 cents, I am just gonna sing 2 lines in the song"

John Mayer : "Look, how about I throw in let's say ... let me check my pocket... Here we go~.... another 20 cents and a packet of cigarettes. "

Taylor Swift : "Alright then, you are making me an offer I can't refuse... Lighter... you got any lighter ?"

John Mayer : " Urgh, crap... it's with my bitch Jennifer Anniston."

Taylor Swift : "2 lines only then... Here! Take you stupid pack of cigarettes back."

John Mayer : "I have some pebbles in my pocket? I can maybe start a spark with that ?"

Taylor Swift : "Oh alright~ I will do back up singing as well since you are SOOOO desperate."

Deal made... that's what I think went down in the studio.

 Or maybe it was the other way round and Taylor Swift gave John Mayer a lock of Miley Cyrus maiden hair so that Taylor Swift can be in a song with John Mayer. 

I mean it's John Mayer~, he's not some Disney singing pop-nonsensation.

Speaking of Miley Cyrus... it's been a while Miley, Hi~.

Miley Cyrus thinks she is Oprah... she thinks everyone in the world knows her...

"You mean you don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus !"

Was what she said when the waiter ask for her name...

No Miley~...Not everyone is the world knows you, there are some people left in the world that are that fortunate. People like the Manager of Pop Burger on East 58th Street.

"F*ck Off Pop Burger!"

I wished it'd been more exciting... like she could've been more self absorbed.

Miley Cyrus : "You mean you don't recognize me ? I'm Miley Cyrus."

Lucky Bastard : "Ummm... well good for you. "

Miley Cyrus : "Suck my dick you motherf*cker, your daughter worships me and kisses the floor I walk on, your son sticks my poster on the wall and cuts a small hole in my poster mouth because that's as close as his stick will get to my mouth, your wife looks at me everyday and wishes she could be me and your Mama's so stupid she thinks Miley Cyrus is a goddess."

Lucky Bastard : "Now who you are talking bout my Mama like that~... you punk ass emo bitch. You wanna piece of me you crazy ass bitch~!"

Miley Cyrus : "You WISH I wanna piece of you...  you dumb ass. I don't even want your son, why would I want his older and saggier father. Enough talk......Mandy.... ATTACK~!"

Mandy " Yes Miley! *bark* bark*.

And then Mandy will bite Pop Burger Manager's butt, he will get rabies... Miley will end up in a lawsuit for dissing Twilight. Well, by lawsuit I mean her getting ripped apart by the Twilight fans... 

Team Edward will use their teeth to rip her apart to signify their vampire side. 

Team Jacob will tear her apart by asking Mandy to do it to signify the werewolf side.

They're a bunch of nutbags...  so everyone will just be let off for being psychologically unsound and Miley Cyrus will forever be remembered as... 

Who's Miley Cyrus again ?

It's been a while.....Hi

Now I have a Blogspot account, a WordPress account and a Tumblr account.


After using all 3 of them, I have come to a conclusion... that I still prefer blogger.



1. WordPress


Personally I think WordPress is more for the advanced bloggers who know how to do CSSSSSS (whatever the number of S is) and stuff... because they have lots of time to learn about HTML because they are boring boring people who enjoy looking at a bunch of letters that makes no sense at all to normal human beings.

I am not a normal human being, I am a socially awkward person who thinks home is where the heart is, and thus I hardly ever go out and my only BFF is my laptop.

So that coming from me is really.... is really... just me being too lazy to learn anything new.





2. Tumblr

I used Tumblr and I thought it was a really platform for lazy bloggers. I log in and see all the Tumblr blogs, half of them hardly have any words... even if they do it's just really short phrases like.

"I did a cartwheel"

...and when they DO blog alot... it will be a published with a single picture...


So it will look like this.

----Tumblr Example----

"I did a cartwheel"

----Tumblr Example----

It's that simple... and truth to be told a little boring...


Even my Tweets have more words then that. It's not as if their vocabulary's that limited.


But to be fair, and to save my skin, of course not all the Tumblr blogs are like that, there are some with a fair amount of content... but 90% of the"Tumblrets" are just bloggers who are lazy like it short and sweet...

I have friends who use Tumblr so I will probably stop here... I don't want to incur their wrath. But if you use Tumblr, you have to admit that most of the people you follow like to have post with single sentences or just a picture.


Then again maybe my friends just like following people who blogs like that... might be the reason why this blog's so dead now because no content is the new.... umm.... is the new trend ?


3. Blogspot



And finally blogspot... my favorite blog domain... hosting site whatever.


Blogspot is where all the good, the bad and the ugly bloggers reside. There are a few types of bloggers in blogspot.


1.

Blogs that talk about their boring life.... like how they took Bus 173 today and was in School on time for the 18th year in a row. And how they had menses for the first time.

"I thought I wasn't a virgin anymore because blood kept spilling and gushing out"


2.

Blogs with tons of picture and boring content. All the Famous Singapore bloggers.

"Got photo shoot today.. weather was like so hot lar! I was sweating like a cow... pictures below. Muackz XOXO"

-Insert all the pictures-

Good luck if you are mobile surfing, your bill's gonna cough up a lot of data charges because usually these bimbos one shot throw all the dumb pictures inside and they will have boring captions like...

"This is me and Lulu"

"Lulu taking a piece of paper from the floor...SO CHIO~ and artistic"

"This is me taking a dump... I dunno photoshop so I couldn't photoshop my buttocks out...Oops~"

3.

Bloggers who blog in Engrish.

"Today harhz, me and my bf went to school larhz... then I saw Principal LuZaiBo lehz. Stupid Principle pissed me offfffff soooooo much lahz yesterday. So darling and I went to LuZaiBo and pee on his botak hair. LOLZ! LOLZ! LOLZ!

Now I in detention, waiting for my darling. He went to court for damaging private property or something like that lorhz. Whateverz the lah... I very angry now because the Principle say want to give me public canning.


How can like that de? I girl le... a little pee only also angry... stupid Principal... if he dare to give me public canning... I pee on the stage... make the whole hall smelly"



I don't really know what other type there are... but you get the point. It's a really harmonious combination.

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Lately I've been getting really paranoid, I keep thinking that someone's been copying my style of blogging.

Phrases or words that I keep using on this blog, I see it appear on that person's blog... a lot.


p/s. Please don't ask for the blog link. There's a reason why I maintain a level of obscurity in the rant. I don't wanna be labeled as paranoid. No point begging because this time when I say don't ask, I really mean don't ask me...

How boring !

An update on what's been happening...





Yup. That's pretty much what's happening in my life so far.

Fish Fish...

Perspective

Perspective Drawings.

Did the guy do the perspective on purpose or was he drunk?

Imma gonna stick with the latter.

Off I am to do perspective drawings.

I can't do perspective drawings to save a life. So much for getting an "A".

And now I have nothing else to blog about.

Concept

SugarRush

Glass Inspired.
Jelly Store Concept.
Concept Box

Pretty straightforward.


It's a concept for a store that sells Gelatin Desert.

Flickr.
Photo Sharing.
The "Sharing" part is not so true.
Spaceball.gif anyone?

Mmmmm~ Jelly.

Wobbly~, Wobbly~....Firm! and Sweet!...

Little kids gotta watch out for a Sugar Rush, they go nuts and the shop will not be happy when the kid is too happy.

Who knows which part of the shop the kids will run into... glass here, glass there glass everywhere, please direct the kid to the concrete walls Thank You Very Much.

Perfectly Lonely

BattleStudies


Show a little love for John Mayer.

Having his music playing in the background. I've always heard of him but never really heard his music until today.

I know of him because he and Jennifer Anniston are lovers.

And I know Jennifer Anniston because she's Brad Pitt's lover.

And I know Brad Pitt because he's Angelina Jolie's husband.

And I know Angelina Jolie because she kissed Winona Ryder (Girls Interrupted).

And I know Winona Ryder because she kissed Jennifer Anniston (Friends).


Which brings me to my main point.


Winona Ryder has kissed both of Brad Pitts' wives. Both of them, you don't get that a lot.


Waiting for Girlfriends: Interrupted where all 3 of them will be in a room kissing and the film will come to an end when they get interrupted by a Nurse for medicine time.

Interior Design Dairy

Glass

A multitude of mirrors equates to a multitude of bad luck. Time to push that annoying spoiled brat Audrey from Sweet 16 into that mirror. 

Glass may look nice from afar, but if you are a chick with a miniskirt not wearing any panties, it's going to be an awesome view for me from below.  

I don't understand how girls can walk around shopping malls wearing a short skirt without an underwear.

 As if mini skirts weren't accessible enough, now you are even leaving your door open and letting wind in.  What if the wind is too strong and blows a rod into the house ?