Airport Golf

Went to Changi Airport yesterday to pick my Mum up.

I ALWAYS think of golfing when I see this tower.

And then there's Crowne Plaza like next to that golf tower. With that freaking huge hole in between.

Where's the freaking Club?
In Crowne Plaza!
Get it? Get it? Gosh you're stupid if you don't get it.

It sucks to know that the last time I went to the airport. It was to send someone off... I don't get send off because I have never been on a plane since Secondary 2 or 3.


The furthest I've been this few years is Malaysia, via a Bus that takes like 7 hours long. I'm just thankful I don't get motion sickness when I take the bus, which is awesome because that way, I won't start barfing and end up being just skin... even my bone's sick of being pretentious food.

"Wow, you are so thin, it's like you only have skin and bones... where's all your fats ?"

"Oh no~ I have really really small bones, like really really small bones, like only 0.5mm thick bones. My arm consist of like 90% fats and 10% bones despite it being only 4cm thick."

I know some people have never sat a plane before and blah blah blah~ Well, they don't suffer more then people who have sat on a plane before...


Here's another analogy.


Mr Houston is someone who smokes and take crack... a lot. Mr Carey is someone who doesn't. When Mr Houston stops taking drugs, who do you think has the worst time when they think of wanting to have a smoke and drug.

Obviously Mr Houston since Mr Carey is too fat to care and married someone a decade younger then him


Same same but not really...

So for lunch yesterday, my Sister thought it would be a good idea to eat Popeyes.

Chicken & Biscuits....Hmm~
Where's the spinach?

I thought it will be a pretty good place to dine since I've seen famous bloggers dining there all the time and camwhoring their asses off.

After tasting the food there, I've come to this conclusion that the bloggers that always eat at Popeyes are all so stupid that their taste buds been completely destroyed to compensate for their lack of brain cells.

Mmmmm~Leftovers.

Exhibit A -

It's suppose to be Mash Potatoes and chicken pieces which I initially though were fried onions. And it was extremely salty for some reason... CORRECTION! It stinks... because there's a LOT of butter inside. I'm actually thinking it's margarine because it just tasted really really bad.

It stinks and I had to go to the toilet and clean my mouth thoroughly with the toilet bowl water that someone forgot to flush.

Oh wait... I think I have a little something in my teeth... weird. It's looks like a hair. Oh well.



Exhibit B -

Being a fast food outlet that sells Chicken and Biscuit... that biscuit is extremely salty.

To them, biscuit has crusty exterior with a yellow and fluffy interior... wait,isn't that suppose to be the bread ?

Yes, isn't it fantastic, they spelled Bread as Biscuit. Once again it's salty and a little bit on the smelly side.

Urgh~ Ecck~ If you like to eat butter or margarine a lot and want to get hypertension and die, be my guest and eat as much as you like.



I'm guessing that their recipe requires 900 pieces of butter for every biscuit or bread and Mash Potato. I don't know, it might require more... but 900 is the benchmark.


Don't ask me how they squeeze 900 pieces of butter into a biscuit, I'm not a genius.


So the food at Popeyes pretty much suck ass.


And I've just lost interest in continuing this post any furthur... I'm at my limit. Vlogging would make life so much easier.

More talking less typing. It's a pity that 90% of the lifeless people who roam around Youtube are asses...

"Eww.. you''re asian, why are your eyes so small?"

"Are you really from China?"

"Where's that accent from? You sound like a rapist"

I am proud to say that I don't consist of that 90% of people from Youtube... I'm that 10% who does absolutely nothing because we're too lazy to type anything