A hint of Taylor Swift

How annoying is the blog ?

There's music playing in the background... but you can't stop it.

 I think he's an awesome singer, John Mayer... that's my opinion so the song's gonna play whether you like it or not. Along with a hint of Taylor Swift, and I mean only a small hint.

"Can You See Me ?" -Taylor Swift

It's like that sugar free chocolate cake that you eat... they say it's chocolate but all you really taste is butter and flour.

It's like Taylor Swift went up to John Mayer and said.... 

Taylor Swift : "If all you're gonna offer me is 40 cents, I am just gonna sing 2 lines in the song"

John Mayer : "Look, how about I throw in let's say ... let me check my pocket... Here we go~.... another 20 cents and a packet of cigarettes. "

Taylor Swift : "Alright then, you are making me an offer I can't refuse... Lighter... you got any lighter ?"

John Mayer : " Urgh, crap... it's with my bitch Jennifer Anniston."

Taylor Swift : "2 lines only then... Here! Take you stupid pack of cigarettes back."

John Mayer : "I have some pebbles in my pocket? I can maybe start a spark with that ?"

Taylor Swift : "Oh alright~ I will do back up singing as well since you are SOOOO desperate."

Deal made... that's what I think went down in the studio.

 Or maybe it was the other way round and Taylor Swift gave John Mayer a lock of Miley Cyrus maiden hair so that Taylor Swift can be in a song with John Mayer. 

I mean it's John Mayer~, he's not some Disney singing pop-nonsensation.

Speaking of Miley Cyrus... it's been a while Miley, Hi~.

Miley Cyrus thinks she is Oprah... she thinks everyone in the world knows her...

"You mean you don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus !"

Was what she said when the waiter ask for her name...

No Miley~...Not everyone is the world knows you, there are some people left in the world that are that fortunate. People like the Manager of Pop Burger on East 58th Street.

"F*ck Off Pop Burger!"

I wished it'd been more exciting... like she could've been more self absorbed.

Miley Cyrus : "You mean you don't recognize me ? I'm Miley Cyrus."

Lucky Bastard : "Ummm... well good for you. "

Miley Cyrus : "Suck my dick you motherf*cker, your daughter worships me and kisses the floor I walk on, your son sticks my poster on the wall and cuts a small hole in my poster mouth because that's as close as his stick will get to my mouth, your wife looks at me everyday and wishes she could be me and your Mama's so stupid she thinks Miley Cyrus is a goddess."

Lucky Bastard : "Now who you are talking bout my Mama like that~... you punk ass emo bitch. You wanna piece of me you crazy ass bitch~!"

Miley Cyrus : "You WISH I wanna piece of you...  you dumb ass. I don't even want your son, why would I want his older and saggier father. Enough talk......Mandy.... ATTACK~!"

Mandy " Yes Miley! *bark* bark*.

And then Mandy will bite Pop Burger Manager's butt, he will get rabies... Miley will end up in a lawsuit for dissing Twilight. Well, by lawsuit I mean her getting ripped apart by the Twilight fans... 

Team Edward will use their teeth to rip her apart to signify their vampire side. 

Team Jacob will tear her apart by asking Mandy to do it to signify the werewolf side.

They're a bunch of nutbags...  so everyone will just be let off for being psychologically unsound and Miley Cyrus will forever be remembered as... 

Who's Miley Cyrus again ?

It's been a while.....Hi

Now I have a Blogspot account, a WordPress account and a Tumblr account.


After using all 3 of them, I have come to a conclusion... that I still prefer blogger.



1. WordPress


Personally I think WordPress is more for the advanced bloggers who know how to do CSSSSSS (whatever the number of S is) and stuff... because they have lots of time to learn about HTML because they are boring boring people who enjoy looking at a bunch of letters that makes no sense at all to normal human beings.

I am not a normal human being, I am a socially awkward person who thinks home is where the heart is, and thus I hardly ever go out and my only BFF is my laptop.

So that coming from me is really.... is really... just me being too lazy to learn anything new.





2. Tumblr

I used Tumblr and I thought it was a really platform for lazy bloggers. I log in and see all the Tumblr blogs, half of them hardly have any words... even if they do it's just really short phrases like.

"I did a cartwheel"

...and when they DO blog alot... it will be a published with a single picture...


So it will look like this.

----Tumblr Example----

"I did a cartwheel"

----Tumblr Example----

It's that simple... and truth to be told a little boring...


Even my Tweets have more words then that. It's not as if their vocabulary's that limited.


But to be fair, and to save my skin, of course not all the Tumblr blogs are like that, there are some with a fair amount of content... but 90% of the"Tumblrets" are just bloggers who are lazy like it short and sweet...

I have friends who use Tumblr so I will probably stop here... I don't want to incur their wrath. But if you use Tumblr, you have to admit that most of the people you follow like to have post with single sentences or just a picture.


Then again maybe my friends just like following people who blogs like that... might be the reason why this blog's so dead now because no content is the new.... umm.... is the new trend ?


3. Blogspot



And finally blogspot... my favorite blog domain... hosting site whatever.


Blogspot is where all the good, the bad and the ugly bloggers reside. There are a few types of bloggers in blogspot.


1.

Blogs that talk about their boring life.... like how they took Bus 173 today and was in School on time for the 18th year in a row. And how they had menses for the first time.

"I thought I wasn't a virgin anymore because blood kept spilling and gushing out"


2.

Blogs with tons of picture and boring content. All the Famous Singapore bloggers.

"Got photo shoot today.. weather was like so hot lar! I was sweating like a cow... pictures below. Muackz XOXO"

-Insert all the pictures-

Good luck if you are mobile surfing, your bill's gonna cough up a lot of data charges because usually these bimbos one shot throw all the dumb pictures inside and they will have boring captions like...

"This is me and Lulu"

"Lulu taking a piece of paper from the floor...SO CHIO~ and artistic"

"This is me taking a dump... I dunno photoshop so I couldn't photoshop my buttocks out...Oops~"

3.

Bloggers who blog in Engrish.

"Today harhz, me and my bf went to school larhz... then I saw Principal LuZaiBo lehz. Stupid Principle pissed me offfffff soooooo much lahz yesterday. So darling and I went to LuZaiBo and pee on his botak hair. LOLZ! LOLZ! LOLZ!

Now I in detention, waiting for my darling. He went to court for damaging private property or something like that lorhz. Whateverz the lah... I very angry now because the Principle say want to give me public canning.


How can like that de? I girl le... a little pee only also angry... stupid Principal... if he dare to give me public canning... I pee on the stage... make the whole hall smelly"



I don't really know what other type there are... but you get the point. It's a really harmonious combination.

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Lately I've been getting really paranoid, I keep thinking that someone's been copying my style of blogging.

Phrases or words that I keep using on this blog, I see it appear on that person's blog... a lot.


p/s. Please don't ask for the blog link. There's a reason why I maintain a level of obscurity in the rant. I don't wanna be labeled as paranoid. No point begging because this time when I say don't ask, I really mean don't ask me...

How boring !

An update on what's been happening...





Yup. That's pretty much what's happening in my life so far.

Fish Fish...

Perspective

Perspective Drawings.

Did the guy do the perspective on purpose or was he drunk?

Imma gonna stick with the latter.

Off I am to do perspective drawings.

I can't do perspective drawings to save a life. So much for getting an "A".

And now I have nothing else to blog about.

Concept

SugarRush

Glass Inspired.
Jelly Store Concept.
Concept Box

Pretty straightforward.


It's a concept for a store that sells Gelatin Desert.

Flickr.
Photo Sharing.
The "Sharing" part is not so true.
Spaceball.gif anyone?

Mmmmm~ Jelly.

Wobbly~, Wobbly~....Firm! and Sweet!...

Little kids gotta watch out for a Sugar Rush, they go nuts and the shop will not be happy when the kid is too happy.

Who knows which part of the shop the kids will run into... glass here, glass there glass everywhere, please direct the kid to the concrete walls Thank You Very Much.

Perfectly Lonely

BattleStudies


Show a little love for John Mayer.

Having his music playing in the background. I've always heard of him but never really heard his music until today.

I know of him because he and Jennifer Anniston are lovers.

And I know Jennifer Anniston because she's Brad Pitt's lover.

And I know Brad Pitt because he's Angelina Jolie's husband.

And I know Angelina Jolie because she kissed Winona Ryder (Girls Interrupted).

And I know Winona Ryder because she kissed Jennifer Anniston (Friends).


Which brings me to my main point.


Winona Ryder has kissed both of Brad Pitts' wives. Both of them, you don't get that a lot.


Waiting for Girlfriends: Interrupted where all 3 of them will be in a room kissing and the film will come to an end when they get interrupted by a Nurse for medicine time.

Interior Design Dairy

Glass

A multitude of mirrors equates to a multitude of bad luck. Time to push that annoying spoiled brat Audrey from Sweet 16 into that mirror. 

Glass may look nice from afar, but if you are a chick with a miniskirt not wearing any panties, it's going to be an awesome view for me from below.  

I don't understand how girls can walk around shopping malls wearing a short skirt without an underwear.

 As if mini skirts weren't accessible enough, now you are even leaving your door open and letting wind in.  What if the wind is too strong and blows a rod into the house ?