It's been a while.....Hi

Now I have a Blogspot account, a WordPress account and a Tumblr account.


After using all 3 of them, I have come to a conclusion... that I still prefer blogger.



1. WordPress


Personally I think WordPress is more for the advanced bloggers who know how to do CSSSSSS (whatever the number of S is) and stuff... because they have lots of time to learn about HTML because they are boring boring people who enjoy looking at a bunch of letters that makes no sense at all to normal human beings.

I am not a normal human being, I am a socially awkward person who thinks home is where the heart is, and thus I hardly ever go out and my only BFF is my laptop.

So that coming from me is really.... is really... just me being too lazy to learn anything new.





2. Tumblr

I used Tumblr and I thought it was a really platform for lazy bloggers. I log in and see all the Tumblr blogs, half of them hardly have any words... even if they do it's just really short phrases like.

"I did a cartwheel"

...and when they DO blog alot... it will be a published with a single picture...


So it will look like this.

----Tumblr Example----

"I did a cartwheel"

----Tumblr Example----

It's that simple... and truth to be told a little boring...


Even my Tweets have more words then that. It's not as if their vocabulary's that limited.


But to be fair, and to save my skin, of course not all the Tumblr blogs are like that, there are some with a fair amount of content... but 90% of the"Tumblrets" are just bloggers who are lazy like it short and sweet...

I have friends who use Tumblr so I will probably stop here... I don't want to incur their wrath. But if you use Tumblr, you have to admit that most of the people you follow like to have post with single sentences or just a picture.


Then again maybe my friends just like following people who blogs like that... might be the reason why this blog's so dead now because no content is the new.... umm.... is the new trend ?


3. Blogspot



And finally blogspot... my favorite blog domain... hosting site whatever.


Blogspot is where all the good, the bad and the ugly bloggers reside. There are a few types of bloggers in blogspot.


1.

Blogs that talk about their boring life.... like how they took Bus 173 today and was in School on time for the 18th year in a row. And how they had menses for the first time.

"I thought I wasn't a virgin anymore because blood kept spilling and gushing out"


2.

Blogs with tons of picture and boring content. All the Famous Singapore bloggers.

"Got photo shoot today.. weather was like so hot lar! I was sweating like a cow... pictures below. Muackz XOXO"

-Insert all the pictures-

Good luck if you are mobile surfing, your bill's gonna cough up a lot of data charges because usually these bimbos one shot throw all the dumb pictures inside and they will have boring captions like...

"This is me and Lulu"

"Lulu taking a piece of paper from the floor...SO CHIO~ and artistic"

"This is me taking a dump... I dunno photoshop so I couldn't photoshop my buttocks out...Oops~"

3.

Bloggers who blog in Engrish.

"Today harhz, me and my bf went to school larhz... then I saw Principal LuZaiBo lehz. Stupid Principle pissed me offfffff soooooo much lahz yesterday. So darling and I went to LuZaiBo and pee on his botak hair. LOLZ! LOLZ! LOLZ!

Now I in detention, waiting for my darling. He went to court for damaging private property or something like that lorhz. Whateverz the lah... I very angry now because the Principle say want to give me public canning.


How can like that de? I girl le... a little pee only also angry... stupid Principal... if he dare to give me public canning... I pee on the stage... make the whole hall smelly"



I don't really know what other type there are... but you get the point. It's a really harmonious combination.

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Lately I've been getting really paranoid, I keep thinking that someone's been copying my style of blogging.

Phrases or words that I keep using on this blog, I see it appear on that person's blog... a lot.


p/s. Please don't ask for the blog link. There's a reason why I maintain a level of obscurity in the rant. I don't wanna be labeled as paranoid. No point begging because this time when I say don't ask, I really mean don't ask me...