A Message

You know what's ironic.

A plagiarizer saying he hates Plagiarizers. 

"No dude, you have to understand.... you can't hate your own people. Despite how deluded you are."

Although I'm not too sure as to whether or not they understand what I'm talking about since they are just copycats... and we all know that copycats can't think which is why they resort to copying other people's work.

It's a simple logic. 

But it's not so fun to be on the receiving end of a plagiarizer... or is it giving. I think it's giving... well technically IT'S STEALING! 

Taking and taking and taking... I sound like Chris Crocker in the Leave Britney Alone Video.

"All you do is take take take...!" 

- Chris Crocker.

Some people are mean for the sake of being funny... some people are mean for the sake of trying to be funny but ends up being a prick. Toolbags.

I don't mind if...

A person makes fun of me with a witty comment within a small circle of friends. WITTY COMMENT! Not outrightly insulting me like there's no tomorrow. 

"Did you draw that picture... or did Leonardo Da Vinci use it to wipe his ass."

-Insulting but okay... I can try to fake laugh it.

"Oh... that picture you drew, it's so ugly... Like your face~!" 

 -This is a insulting comment. Comments made only by assholes who think they are funny.

I mind if...

A person makes fun of me with a joke that I heard before from other people or ... hmmm. Me? And then makes fun of me in front of a group of people that I am not even close to. 

John : "Woah, why are you always so thin ah?"

Me: "Oh... because I...."

CandyCharlieBrown: "Yeah lor... Like stick like that right. Must be because always eat stick that's why so skinny. LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!"

I try to play along sometime... but there's a limit to how much shit I can take from that anus on your face you call a mouth.

I'm not social worker... I don't wanna hang out with mentally and physically challenged people WHO AREN'T  legally mentally and physically challenged. 

They should. Just saying.

You can tell how much of a limit a person puts on his jokes.

Some people after insulting, for example,your work will try to do some damage repair by telling you that they're joking and that your work looks great. (Lying in a good way... that should be legal in the Bible. And God Allows Feel Good Lies. Psalms 871.4.5)

And when others try to join in, they (the joker) will tell them to stop it.

BUT there are Some f*ckers people after insulting your work and notices that people are laughing will continue insulting it.

 And then they will invite people to join in like some freaking Super Sweet 16 party. Gosh I feel like taking a hammer and really hammer these people's brains out. Rid the world of such douchebags  

^^ <- Emoticon I learnt from playing Aion.

Having to enjoy the first week of my holidays in a workshop tearing apart and cleaning scrap metals isn't exactly my idea of a break.

Well, technically all I did was drill 2 screws and was only successful in drilling 1 out.

I remember vividly taking the drill and pushing it against the screw... for 2 minutes, then my hand got sore... and after realising that the drill isn't really moving in.... 

Depression kicked in.

Screwing that damn screw out is like waiting for the cow to jump over the moon... you sit at your window... 

Waiting and Waiting and Waiting 

...for that damn cow to jump over the moon but the cow is just sitting at his corner eating that grass... and the longer you wait, the more annoyed you get.

So for the first 2 days... Everyone attempted at dismantling the whole scrap metal. And on the 3rd day... it's like Jesus resurrected and surprised everyone !

In came the handyman and within an hour he was able to ripped apart the scrap metal.

When I saw that... initial reaction was Happiness... 

The Moon is finally low enough for the Cow to jump over... all he has to do is just walk past it

And then came the realisation that we wasted 2 whole days dismantling  something that could've been done aeons ago.

The cow is in the burger I'm eating... damn Carl's Jr. 

Why'd you have to be so awesome!

Oh... and today I accidentally cut my finger... and I didn't put any plaster on the wound.

HOW MAN AM I ?

And also I made the girls do all the dismantling of the scrap metals during the 2 days of wasted time.

HOW MUCH MORE MAN AM I ?

Don't judge me. I know you still live with your Mum.

I know it's probably stupidity on my part for not putting plaster on the wound because it might get infected with metal and kill me.

But hey...  I'm only human. That's enough reason for me to be stupid.

So what if I can heal faster then Wolverine... I'm not a freak. I'm not a freak!

90210...

The holiday's have started and the lecturers can really be a buzzkill on the last day of school.

"You have to hand in the journal when school starts. Which means your holidays are essentially a time for you to catch up on your work that you should've done months ago but obviously, you were too lazy screwing around with other kids your age and getting pregnant."

Weird... I was actually thinking of my lecturer SAYING that passage in the accent that she speaks as I wrote that. Hmmmm~

Technically she didn't say the last part... but I'd like to add it in to m ake my life sound really

really interesting.

Few days back I got a pleasant surprise after realising that 90210 did indeed have new episodes in December.

Is that product placement I see... ? 

Oops...sorry. 

The words are blocking.

The words are blocking this....

Product Placement.

I love product placement, 

that's why I use "insert product name"

So that's awesome... and because IMDB lied to me... I missed 2 whole episodes and was able to watch both of it within a day. And also I send IMDB a letter telling them to head to their nearest church and ask for forgiveness because lying is a sin and you will go to hell for that.

That's what Anne Coulter told me.

Anyone else?

Just me? 

She reminds me of Celine Dion for some odd reason. 

I think I just offended Celine Dion.

Anyways... I was on Twitter like a few weeks back. I saw on my list of tweets someone whom I didn't really recognised because I wasn't following her.

After much investigation... I realise it was the Annalynn McCord I was following... and she was a fake.

I don't know why people like such have no life whatsoever... they create fake account and post fake tweets on a daily basis just to get sufficient followers and then revert back to their original profile after gaining enough bitches.

Screw them!

Go through so much trouble for fuck?

In the end people will unfollow because you're a fake. 

Really, the only people who will follow are those who are selling crap products.

"How did I get such smooth skin in 4 hours ? it's with the new product. www.britneysaliva.com. Get it now before Britney runs out of saliva."

Just yesterday...I started watching a Korean Drama.

Foreground Actress Expression :
What the f*ck ?
Background Actress Expression:
You call that a "what the f*ck face"?

I love shows where there are too many bitches to handle. It's all thanks to Channel U.

I really don't like Korean drama where one guys like this girl but this girl like this guy but then this guy likes the other guy and wants to marry a dog.

Hmmm~...

But nonetheless I think that show is pretty engrossing and like many other Korean dramas... this show has hundred over episodes.


It's shocking really...

For Koreans, a drama serial having 100 over episodes is a norm.. it's a must have otherwise the Aunties there will hang themselves with their kimchi.

But in Singapore, having hundred over episodes in a drama serial is a big deal and there's all this hype about it... in the end it's really just a piece of crap with rape scenes everywhere.

Bleah~

Airport Golf

Went to Changi Airport yesterday to pick my Mum up.

I ALWAYS think of golfing when I see this tower.

And then there's Crowne Plaza like next to that golf tower. With that freaking huge hole in between.

Where's the freaking Club?
In Crowne Plaza!
Get it? Get it? Gosh you're stupid if you don't get it.

It sucks to know that the last time I went to the airport. It was to send someone off... I don't get send off because I have never been on a plane since Secondary 2 or 3.


The furthest I've been this few years is Malaysia, via a Bus that takes like 7 hours long. I'm just thankful I don't get motion sickness when I take the bus, which is awesome because that way, I won't start barfing and end up being just skin... even my bone's sick of being pretentious food.

"Wow, you are so thin, it's like you only have skin and bones... where's all your fats ?"

"Oh no~ I have really really small bones, like really really small bones, like only 0.5mm thick bones. My arm consist of like 90% fats and 10% bones despite it being only 4cm thick."

I know some people have never sat a plane before and blah blah blah~ Well, they don't suffer more then people who have sat on a plane before...


Here's another analogy.


Mr Houston is someone who smokes and take crack... a lot. Mr Carey is someone who doesn't. When Mr Houston stops taking drugs, who do you think has the worst time when they think of wanting to have a smoke and drug.

Obviously Mr Houston since Mr Carey is too fat to care and married someone a decade younger then him


Same same but not really...

So for lunch yesterday, my Sister thought it would be a good idea to eat Popeyes.

Chicken & Biscuits....Hmm~
Where's the spinach?

I thought it will be a pretty good place to dine since I've seen famous bloggers dining there all the time and camwhoring their asses off.

After tasting the food there, I've come to this conclusion that the bloggers that always eat at Popeyes are all so stupid that their taste buds been completely destroyed to compensate for their lack of brain cells.

Mmmmm~Leftovers.

Exhibit A -

It's suppose to be Mash Potatoes and chicken pieces which I initially though were fried onions. And it was extremely salty for some reason... CORRECTION! It stinks... because there's a LOT of butter inside. I'm actually thinking it's margarine because it just tasted really really bad.

It stinks and I had to go to the toilet and clean my mouth thoroughly with the toilet bowl water that someone forgot to flush.

Oh wait... I think I have a little something in my teeth... weird. It's looks like a hair. Oh well.



Exhibit B -

Being a fast food outlet that sells Chicken and Biscuit... that biscuit is extremely salty.

To them, biscuit has crusty exterior with a yellow and fluffy interior... wait,isn't that suppose to be the bread ?

Yes, isn't it fantastic, they spelled Bread as Biscuit. Once again it's salty and a little bit on the smelly side.

Urgh~ Ecck~ If you like to eat butter or margarine a lot and want to get hypertension and die, be my guest and eat as much as you like.



I'm guessing that their recipe requires 900 pieces of butter for every biscuit or bread and Mash Potato. I don't know, it might require more... but 900 is the benchmark.


Don't ask me how they squeeze 900 pieces of butter into a biscuit, I'm not a genius.


So the food at Popeyes pretty much suck ass.


And I've just lost interest in continuing this post any furthur... I'm at my limit. Vlogging would make life so much easier.

More talking less typing. It's a pity that 90% of the lifeless people who roam around Youtube are asses...

"Eww.. you''re asian, why are your eyes so small?"

"Are you really from China?"

"Where's that accent from? You sound like a rapist"

I am proud to say that I don't consist of that 90% of people from Youtube... I'm that 10% who does absolutely nothing because we're too lazy to type anything

Life

I was dying to blog in school earlier just now with my iPod Touch while waiting for the handyman Manny to come... but I guess even Apple products have their limitations.

"Unos, dos, tres, cuatro!"
Obviously Manny failed his Maths ... there's more then 4 tools in his toolbag.
What a toolbag, leaving out the other "less" important tools
It's no wonder he's a handyman. Can't even count properly still try to count in Spanish.

School started at 8am today, I woke up at 8am today... and I reach school at approximately 9.30am.


Oh yeah~ That's right. Rebel? That's me... I'm so rebellious even the lecturers didn't dare ask why I was late... because they don't care.


After that it was pretty boring, handed in some of my works... talk talk talk... eat lunch. Go and sit for a test to fail it.


I wasn't exactly the most honest person to take the test thanks to my handphone's web browser and Wikipedia. I didn't say I cheated, don't anyhow assume... I simply did a little referencing...


Plus it's a No No to use Wikipedia and the teachers won't accept Wikipedia as a reference source... which means I need not tell them I use Wikipedia since they will reject that source anyway.

Test finished so I headed back to the Studio and waited for an hour... which was probably a bad waste of time. I mean like Hello~... I can waste my time better at home... Playing Aion~!!!

Hello my flat chested Avatar.
I always have a sense of regret after creating a character...
This one is because of the flatness of her chest...It's a in game character, they should have naturally humongous boobs.

But the Handyman was pretty useful, essentially the main concept of the design was scrapped off because apparently the glass will break if there's too many holes. It's like an old person's arm... you take a hammer to whack it and it will break into a million pieces... because of all the holes.

And then you can mix the crushed bones with water, drink it and lie to tell yourself you will get healed off all your ailments.

Extensions = Pissed

Just found out that there's an extension to the current project that I am doing in school.


Well, I'm pissed... it's completely unfair.


I managed my time properly, I rushed to a printing shop 3 times to correct my drawings and even got a drenched in the rain earlier today so I can get the drawings out and I am told that there's extension.


Why the fuck do we have to accommodate those who have poor time management ? Oh the Bitterness is KILLING ME.

Epic Bombing...

I have truly experienced what it means to be bombing in front of an audience.

It was extremely awkward and it's all thanks to the fact that half the audience were busy doing something else and not listening at all. 

I blame the class for not paying attention... it's not the fact that I speak too fast and nobody,including the lecture, understood what I was talking about... it's the class and their short attention span. Not me~ 

They were busy using their laptops taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... Give up on note taking  and so carry on playing Facebook.

So congratulations on getting the "Fried Grilled Lack Of Attention Span" recipe in Restaurant City or whatever "in" game that's in Facebook now...

"Pet Society", "Restraunt City" "FarmVille".... What's next ?.... TortureWorld ? where all I do is torture people who play Facebook when I am presenting.

That's the reason why I can never be a teacher... all the students will have their heads hanged in the classroom back board for interrupting the class.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL F*CK YOU UP!"

Confirm get fired on the first day... well I won't say F*CK to a Primary school kid... I mean duh~...I will go check the thesaurus and look for a more suitable word.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SEX YOU UP!"

I just get reminded of Jessica Sarah Parker... and she looks weird from this angle..

If you watch TV shows you should know why... and I mean American TV Shows.... not that crappy Nyonya crap where ALL the actors won an award because they were the only Channel 8 show airing on TV for the few hundred decades of episodes that they have. 

1st episode.. they learn to make Nyona cakes..

Last epsiode... they get raped and have a Nyonya cake stuff up their peesh.

On the award ceremony they win an award for having a Nyona cake stuff up their peesh. 

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!"

That makes me sound like a pedophile... Hi Pee Wee... allow me to join your gang where we will watch kiddy porn forever.

It doesn't look like there's a better word for F*CK then f*ck because everything else is sexual... there's ...

be intimate, breed, copulate, fool around, fornicate, fuck, go all the way, go to bed with, have sexual intercourse, have sexual relations,lay, make out, mate, procreate, screw, sleep together

Can't use any of them on a kid... 

Thesaureus.reference.com is such a pervertic website... F*ck does not only mean sex.

I can't find any suitable word excpet...

Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SHINGZ YOU UP!"

That sounds stupid... I will still use F*ck... just gotta get a special license to use that word around kids.

 That's IF I go into teaching which I heavily doubt so.