Epic Bombing...

I have truly experienced what it means to be bombing in front of an audience.

It was extremely awkward and it's all thanks to the fact that half the audience were busy doing something else and not listening at all. 

I blame the class for not paying attention... it's not the fact that I speak too fast and nobody,including the lecture, understood what I was talking about... it's the class and their short attention span. Not me~ 

They were busy using their laptops taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... using Facebook... taking notes... Give up on note taking  and so carry on playing Facebook.

So congratulations on getting the "Fried Grilled Lack Of Attention Span" recipe in Restaurant City or whatever "in" game that's in Facebook now...

"Pet Society", "Restraunt City" "FarmVille".... What's next ?.... TortureWorld ? where all I do is torture people who play Facebook when I am presenting.

That's the reason why I can never be a teacher... all the students will have their heads hanged in the classroom back board for interrupting the class.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL F*CK YOU UP!"

Confirm get fired on the first day... well I won't say F*CK to a Primary school kid... I mean duh~...I will go check the thesaurus and look for a more suitable word.

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SEX YOU UP!"

I just get reminded of Jessica Sarah Parker... and she looks weird from this angle..

If you watch TV shows you should know why... and I mean American TV Shows.... not that crappy Nyonya crap where ALL the actors won an award because they were the only Channel 8 show airing on TV for the few hundred decades of episodes that they have. 

1st episode.. they learn to make Nyona cakes..

Last epsiode... they get raped and have a Nyonya cake stuff up their peesh.

On the award ceremony they win an award for having a Nyona cake stuff up their peesh. 

"Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!"

That makes me sound like a pedophile... Hi Pee Wee... allow me to join your gang where we will watch kiddy porn forever.

It doesn't look like there's a better word for F*CK then f*ck because everything else is sexual... there's ...

be intimate, breed, copulate, fool around, fornicate, fuck, go all the way, go to bed with, have sexual intercourse, have sexual relations,lay, make out, mate, procreate, screw, sleep together

Can't use any of them on a kid... 

Thesaureus.reference.com is such a pervertic website... F*ck does not only mean sex.

I can't find any suitable word excpet...

Hey you... STOP TALKING OR I WILL SHINGZ YOU UP!"

That sounds stupid... I will still use F*ck... just gotta get a special license to use that word around kids.

 That's IF I go into teaching which I heavily doubt so.