Pussydick exist !

On my way home from school today... some kiddo from ACS who was riding 170 decided to stare at me.

And when I say stare... I mean him widening his eyes as wide as he could and just glaring at me... usually I will just look away to avoid any conflict.... but this f*cker is like seriously trying too hard.

From his circle of friends... I could tell he wasn't a gangster type because his friends all look like those students who always listen in class... and are all very innocent looking type... who will help anyone when they are in need of help....HEY! LIKE ME!

So that f*cker decides to stare at me when he was going t o get off the bus... OBVIOUSLY trying to act tough... going to get down than stare. So I just played along and just looked back.

It was quite funny how he reacted to it... because after a few seconds of me staring at him ... he decided to turn his head... but still with that qian da look on his face... it's like his whole face just froze while he turn his head.

Oh... and I got a new Keitai... which to all those who don't know... it's a Japanese Cellphone.... THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A CHINA PHONE ! Andrew thought it was a Cheena phone.

-_-"

Really huge flipphone... it's almost the same size as my C902i when closed... and I like.

C902i at the back... ashamed of it's existence

Very chio!... that's like the best word to describe the phone... CHIO!

Now when I see the phones sold in Singapore that are trying so very hard to look like a Keitai... like the LG Ice Cream... I find it really pathetic. Just the screen alone brings all the Keitai wannabe shame to their whole family.

FYI. I have an extra HyperSIM... so if anyone has a Japanese phone and needs to unlock it you can get the HyperSIM frome me. At a price of course.... nothings free in this world... except the extra HyperSIM I have. The dude forget to take it back so I just kept it.

On a serious note !

I know it's expensive but people... Seriously ... stop telling me it was a waste of money ! It has gone to the point where it's becoming really annoying... it's my money... I like the phone.. I buy it.

Unless you are going to say something good about my phone... don't bring up my phone as a conversation topic.

No Keitai For Me...

Was suppose to go to Plaza Singapura today to pay my deposit for a keitai that I have originally decided to order off a guy who uses a female picture for his display pic from Hardwarezone today.

Sharp SH906i...or DoCoMo 906i ... it's one of them.

The keitai in question... which is definitely not boring looking... cost $570.


I decided to SMS the guy and made the order... but I was so excited last night that I could hardly sleep... so in order to try to get to sleep... I had to either stop thinking of the phone or think of the negatives I will have when I get the phone.... and the former is almost impossible to do... so I decided to think how miserable my life would be like if I got the phone... and bloodyhell it actually worked... it worked so well to the point I actually decided not to get the phone.

-How my life will change if I get the phone-

- I will get short on cash instantaneously and that is never good... I still want to feel rich... to have money that I can spend and give to charity... not that I will... probably give like a few cents... because that few cents goes a long way... it can supply a homeless kid in some 3rd world country with sufficient food that will last him for a day... and he will probably die the following day because the food he got was old.


- The phone will have most of it's features locked up because it's not local and $570 for it is way to much... I'd rather get a designer wallet. Oh wait !... that's even dumber that getting a cellphone.
I was actually thinking of the iPod Touch and comparing it the the phone... which didn't help in persuading me to get the phone... I was craving for the iPod Touch even more than the phone.


-I remembered someone I know who has that phone... so it's not exotic anymore. F*ck me and my need to have something unique. There's actually the other model that the guy offered that was the Sharp 9110C which was at the same price because my total savings only add up to that much.

Do not be fooled by it's Aquos logo.... it's from China...please don't hate me China people...I am just boy who stereotypes too much for my own safety because I don't want the phone to be a time bomb that explodes in my face .

But after Googling it and realising most of the website results are coming from China websites... I was not interested in it anymore.

Usually when I go to review websites on like gadgets... they will usually say the pictures do not do justice to the real product.. well... that picture is doing way to much justice for the actual product because the actual product looks like a cheap piece of plastic... I mean in the live shots of the phone. If I were to see the real phone in itself it would probably look like a toy that I can go to the shop under the HDB flat to get for 90 cents.



So I had to SMS the guy in the middle of the night... like around 3.40am that I wanted to cancel the order after like the dozens of SMS that I have send to him asking him about the phone. And I was thinking that he will reply back one of two ways or he won't reply at all.


If he doesn't reply... it could either meant that he was sleeping... or he got annoyed at me for wasting his time and is probably cursing me at the other end for wasting his SMSes.

But he actually replied and was really cool about.. which surprised me because I thought his message will look like this..

" You just wasted my time you stupid f*ckbag... F*CK YOU AND YOUR PANSY HEAD... f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you! " (I am picturing Lily Tomlin in her I Heart Huckabees movie where she went nuts)

0:22 - 0:33

But that guy was nice... of course now that I am trying to SMS him about the phone again (me... pansy head)... he is not replying. Can't be bothered to reply me anymore.


p/s. it's stupid anyway... to pay so much just for a pretty phone.

p/p/s.Still trying to dissuade myself because I am suddenly wanting the phone again

p/p/p/s. The guy might be a scammer... why the hell else would he use a girl picture as his avatar... that must be it... it's a scam. Gosh you are smart Tim for not buying it... otherwise you would have gotten robbed. <- That thought didn't help.

Olllo

There's really nothing to do now except my report which I am not really in any mood to write.

Anyway... went to Tiong Bahru to watch A Haunting in Connecticut with Andrew just now... it was okay but not as good as Drag Me To Hell because they exaggerated the story way too much... I mean the boy didn't ass rape the dog in real life.


No... that didn't happen... I was exaggerating... but it'd be nice to see a dog human sexual relationship going on and than see PETA going all crazy and psychotic with a knife in one hand and the psycho music playing in the background going to the actor's house and hack off his dick while screaming for Animal Rights and dancing around with the hacked off dick on a stick in Central Square.


Guess now we will know who will outshine King Of Coverage Pop in the media.



Movie ended at 6.30 and the train was really really packed.


It is really annoying when Singaporeans decides to squeeze into the train despite not having enough space... JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT TRAIN... it's only 5 minutes more !!... all rushing to get reborn.


Gosh... I was in the train and was pushed all the way to the middle and that's the part of the train where all the commuters are... all get pushed to that side because inconsiderate Uncles, Aunties and Bangladeshi workers decides to have cozy time with random strangers. It was extremely uncomfortable... and every time I look down I will be able to smell someone's sweat because the train is like a sauna... and than 1 guy standing in front of me was carrying a sling bag and it just so happens that his bag is at my crotch area... so it was really awkward to get molested by a sling bag.



After that fantastic train ride... I had to wait for the bus which took really long... and once again at the interchange people for some reason likes to sit at an extreme distance from one another..



End up having to stand... and the bus took a long time to arrive. Like the bus driver got busy doing something private in the bus... because the bus that arrive was -Off Service-... before the driver switch it back to the bus No.


Hmmm... suspicious... or maybe I am just thinking too much... Yeah... probably the latter