Late Resolutions

Aight...

So after much thought... I have come up with a few (2) new year resolution. A belated new year resolution which I would really like to follow through.

1. Gain Weight. 

I can't remember when was the last time I said I wanted to gain weight. 

It was last year I think... I don't know. I can't confirm whether I did complete that resolution... because I didn't check my weight recently. 

Last time I checked... I was lighter then your Mum's left thigh.

Gaining weight is not so easy so I give fat people props. It takes skill to be able to gain weight... and to gain A LOT... that's something else.

So gaining weight is one of em... of course not to the point where I have to be rolled around on a lubricated floor to go from point A to point B... point A being a slimming center and point B being the hospital to have fats sucked out through every possible area where holes can be created.

2. Stop dissing people

  (unless they deserve it)

I believe that watching too much Kathy Griffin before my Poly started turned me into an asshole. I'm not even kidding.

Talking shit about people I don't even know that well... like if some random lady stood at the MRT and had a big ass... I would say that she looks like something that I could ride on, like a horse because that ass is so big all you need is 2 more legs at the back and you'd get a stallion. 

Well I didn't think of that joke comment myself... a friend "~INSPIRED~" me to make that comment up.

Who's a mean asshole? Who is?.... 

Quit pointing your fingers at me. 

It's a rhetorical question.

Something else that I use to do that I have stopped now is dissing someone in front of their face... while I'm hanging out with a group of friends.

There's a fine line between telling a joke and making people laugh... and just bringing someone down completely.

 I crossed that line and built a house on bring someone down completely-ville and stayed there for a while.

It takes personal experience to know how much of an asshole one can be... and I know that now

which is weird because I've met my fair share of them even before poly and only realise it after I become one myself.

So now I'm trying my best not to make snide comments.

Gonna end here because if I carry on any longer it's gonna get serious and boring.. not saying that my resolution is a joke... well you get it. I hope.... because you're a smart smart person.